If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.

My former roommate got married yesterday.

I would say something like 70% of my friends are married. You may now be saying, “I’m his friend and I’m not married, and I know a bunch of other people who are his friends and unwed just as I am, what gives?” Well, for everyone one of you there are three people saying, “Hey, honey, we’re mentioned in his blog!”

It was a nice wedding. I don’t know how WordPress knows Y so well, but some of the recommended tags are ‘Sesame Street’ and ‘Bert and Ernie’. One was even Kermit, amazing.